aka
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Post by aka on Jul 29, 2005 16:25:43 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Murder Me someone![/glow]
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Post by kris stish on Jul 29, 2005 16:30:00 GMT -5
ummm..ok im confused ne1 else???
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Post by jizzle on Jul 29, 2005 16:51:19 GMT -5
boom
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aka
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Post by aka on Jul 29, 2005 17:44:53 GMT -5
Aka looks through the scope of his power L9A1 bolt action sniper rifle, slowly waiting for jizzle to look out his window, as he does, i smile and blow his brains out  get the idea Bois! |
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McDuck
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Post by McDuck on Jul 29, 2005 19:03:22 GMT -5
i offer him a drink and while his head is turned i switch it with thermite...he drinks... we watch as the liquid slowly burns throught his body
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Post by kris stish on Jul 30, 2005 1:59:20 GMT -5
wow serial killas up here...GREAT =)
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aka
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Post by aka on Jul 30, 2005 11:33:25 GMT -5
i slowly look up his long signuture and think No, so i wait till he signs off and then follow him down to the local shop i bump into by accident and say sorry he says its ok mate.. i say no its not and stab him through the kneck for just being there! then i nick his keys and run him over repeatly till his head pops! then i drive off into the sun set relaxed listening to the spice gurls best hits |
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McDuck
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lil'Legend'
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Post by McDuck on Jul 30, 2005 13:33:05 GMT -5
i suggest we go bungee jumping,...sumin extreme, sumin dangerous....i jump first...u know show him how its done...i set up the rope cleverly switching the bungee rope with that of ordinary climbing rope...hes none the wiser...he jumps...unfortunaly with no give in the rope the force of the jump pushes all his blood to his head popping his eyes out, and forcing his balls out of his mouth!
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aka
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Post by aka on Jul 30, 2005 15:58:49 GMT -5
but the silly little duck forgot about the water surronding the jump- it was shark infested and i cut his rope before hand for a laugh:P Shark Bate!
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McDuck
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lil'Legend'
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Post by McDuck on Jul 30, 2005 16:16:22 GMT -5
ahh... the cunning lil duck was prepared and had set up a saftey net, and landed wit out a bite, he also had called upon the mighty powers of the flock and a swarm of very hunger pidgens can and swarmed around aka and attacked... all that was left were his bones and his left nut!
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Post by Jayco on Jul 31, 2005 14:33:49 GMT -5
mcduck and aka r havin a conversation about terrorism with their dogs while enjoying a nice spliff,
Jayco walks in wired up to f**k with explosives, f**ked out his face looks at them and says
'giz sum that reefer' aka refuses so Jayco presses the detonator....
and the empire state building blows up
my bad ;D
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McDuck
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lil'Legend'
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Post by McDuck on Jul 31, 2005 18:07:33 GMT -5
Jayco is being chased through the jungle by aka who just happens to be holding 2 shotguns... jayco can just about make out the beach he heads for it with aka in hot persuit...he see's a old rowing boat washed up he uses it as cover which is very quickly blow 2 nuts by aka...Jayco turns see guns'n'ammo shop at the far side of the beach... aka shouts over 'you'll never make it'...jayco pauses 4 a second and reply's 'its worth a shot...Bring it'... aka fires round after round at jayco who somehow is able to miss every shot fired at him...he makes it to the hut bursts through the door and...McDuck takes his head off with a
kniff... aka walks in hey that ruined your kniff...
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Post by Jayco on Aug 2, 2005 1:57:10 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Jayco on Aug 2, 2005 2:03:50 GMT -5
jayco jumps up with his last bit of strength (and no head) kicks mcduck in the testicles so hard, his nuts fly out of his mouth sooooooooooo fast.... they blast through aka's forehead like a futurised f**king gun leaving all three dead
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aka
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Post by aka on Aug 2, 2005 10:50:40 GMT -5
Magicaly we all not dead yet Jayco thinks he has got away scott free with the attempted killings so he stops at McDonalds, what he doesnt no is im serving him through the drive through, as he comes to collect his Happy Meal i grab him through the window, inject with a paralysing agent and push him into the chipper. His skin slowly burns and he cant move and cant scream Only watch in Fear!, after this i look at him barly alive and laughs! then push his body into the mincer and serve him up to the American Public as the New Jayco Burger made with real MEAT! |
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